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Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Operation Hen Haven

 

A small wooden garden shed with four hens peeking out the door under a hanging “Hen Haven” sign
Clara leads the sisters to safety… and something even bigger: hope.




Operation Hen Haven - Chapter 2 of 3
By The Blogger's Attic


Chapter 2


They thought escaping the humans was the hard part.

Turns out, freedom came with fangs.

The Cluck Sisters hadn’t even made it past the neighbor’s compost pile before a mutt named Clancy came charging at them like a fluffy wrecking ball. Clara squawked orders like her tail feathers were on fire.

“Scatter! Formation S! For survival!”

They bolted—sort of. Hattie tripped over her own feet. Maud got stuck in a milk crate. Fern leapt into a flower pot and refused to come out.

They survived. Barely. But night fell heavy and cold. With no coop, no corn, and no familiar routines, Clara stared up at the stars and wondered, Was this really the better life?

The next day, the threats multiplied. A smug orange tabby stalked them from a fence. A garter snake slithered underfoot. A blue jay dive-bombed Maud for reasons unknown.

“We need shelter,” Clara declared. “A base of operations. A new home.”

That’s when they saw it: a crooked little garden shed, tucked at the edge of the woods. Abandoned. Lopsided. Slightly spooky. But solid.

They approached cautiously.

“What if there’s something in there?” whispered Hattie.

“There’s something out here,” replied Clara. “Pick your danger.”

Inside, they found dust, leaves, a spider named Gwen (who was surprisingly friendly), and—miraculously—an old nest of hay and straw in one corner.

It was perfect. Or as close to perfect as a gang of runaway hens could hope for.

Fern nailed a piece of bark over a hole in the wall. Maud hung an acorn cap like a chandelier. Hattie painted “Hen Haven” on the outside using her beak and some mystery berry juice.

Clara stood in the doorway, chest puffed, surveying the land.

“This is it,” she whispered. “A place to rest. A place to plan.”

Because Clara knew this was only the beginning.

There were more threats ahead.

But there were also more chickens out there—still stuck in their coops, laying eggs under watchful eyes, dreaming of freedom.

And if Clara had anything to say about it…

Hen Haven would be the first of many.


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Saturday, April 26, 2025

Clara And The Cluck Sisters

 

A group of hens peering suspiciously toward a house kitchen window.
Clara’s backyard crew plotting their next move—before it’s too late.



Clara and the Cluck Sisters - Chapter 1 of 3
By The Blogger's Attic


Chapter 1


Clara was not your average chicken.

She and her cluck sisters—Hattie, Fern, and Maud—lived a peaceful life in the backyard coop behind the old oak tree. Their days were simple: sunbathe in the dust patch, peck around the run, squabble over the fattest worms. Occasionally, the humans let them roam freely into the yard to gobble bugs and nibble weeds. Life was good.

Until the day the scent of roast chicken wafted through the air.

Clara stopped mid-peck. Her head tilted. Her eyes narrowed.
“That’s... not a regular Tuesday smell,” she clucked.

She waddled up to the porch, fluffed her feathers, and peeked through the screen door. Inside, the humans were gathered around the stove, pulling a golden-brown chicken from the oven.

Clara’s beak dropped open.

“Oh no,” she muttered. “They’re eating chicken.”

She darted back to the run and sounded the alarm.
“Girls! They’re eating one of us! Get up—get up! We need a plan!”

The Cluck Sisters blinked sleepily, still digesting their morning beetles.
“Us? They wouldn’t,” said Fern.
“They would,” hissed Clara. “They already did.”

Maud gasped. Hattie fainted.

That night, under the cover of dusk, the Cluck Sisters convened an emergency coop meeting.

“Phase One: distraction,” said Clara, pacing like a tiny feathered general. “Hattie, fake an injury. Limp dramatically. Humans love a sympathy case.”

“Phase Two: disable the gate latch,” added Fern, who had a flair for sabotage.

“Phase Three,” said Maud solemnly, “we fly.”

“But… we can’t fly,” said Hattie.

“We believe,” whispered Clara. “We believe.”

The next morning, Clara strutted up to the screen door and gave a firm bawk.
“No more free eggs until our safety is guaranteed!” she clucked defiantly.

The humans looked up from their breakfast and blinked.
“Was that chicken trying to negotiate with us?” one of them asked.

They never got an answer.

Because by then, Clara and her Cluck Sisters were gone.

All that remained was a single feather...
…and a note, scratched in the dirt with a talon:
“WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID.”


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